Another Hole in the Yapper.
Tooth Fairy's Grand Total: 3
The First Night, B Left a Note for the Tooth Fairy,
asking if He could Keep
His Tooth Longer, to Show his Family.
He Put the Note (with a Pencil Through It) under His Pillow,
to Await Her Reply.
Yah. Imagine Getting That Crinkly Piece of Paper and Pencil
Out from Under Your Sleeping Client's Pillow.
Then He Toted the Tooth to a Family Party,
Where He Proudly Displayed the Said Tooth,
and Raked in the Bucks.
As In Moo-Lah.
From Generous Aunts and Uncles and Grandparents.
He Wanted to Put it Under His Pillow,
for the Tooth Fairy's Contribution.
And Since His Dad Can't Stand the Thought of
the Tooth Fairy Throwing Down a Couple of Spare Dimes,
B Made Quite the Haul on ONE Little Tooth.
Just Like His Pa.