Ralph...

As In
Lose Your Lunch,
Spew Chunks,
Toss Your Cookies,

Up Chuck and Puke.

Its Been Here.

It Started 3 Days Ago.

With C.

I thought the Rest Escaped,

But They Caught up

a Couple of Days Later.

First J,

Then B.

BUT I've Been Grateful for a Few Things:

That We've Dealt with This Before,

and I Know the Procedure.

That I Have a

SUPER Capacity PLUS Washing Machine.

That the ONE Couch has a Slip Cover.

Clorox Wipes,

Febreze,

Removable Bedding and Towels,

and

That They Do a Good Job,

Keeping it in the Bowl.

And

That I GET to be Able

to

STAY at Home

and be MOM for Them.