Saw a Ginormo Spider.
Tried to Be Brave Mom, Act Casual,
and Kill Ginormo Spider.
While Mustering Up the Courage to do the Big
"Sweep In and Squish the Thing Swiftly"
6 Yr Old Looks at My Arm, and Says,
"Mom, I Can See Your Goose Bumps"
So Much for Trying to Impress the Kiddies.
[Spiders Give Me the Creeps]