04.05.11
Got to Be Part of A Lil' Sister Act Ditty
for a Lil' Thingy
[I'm the Middle Sister]
Amen.
Life Doesn't have to be Perfect To Be Wonderful
On Potty Training
I Hear Parents ALL the Time
Talk about how HARD it is to
Potty Train.
For ME,
I Have Found it To be
-Dare I Say It?-
EASY
All Three Times.
{Our Newest Potty Going Guy}
I Have Found a Few Keys to My
Potty Training Happiness
that I Share Freely with ANYONE
1. WAIT - Wait, Wait, WAIT. All My Boys have been Dang Close to Being 3 yrs. Old, or Beyond the 3 yr. Mark. Something Magical Happens about that Age, and they "Get It". Their Bodies Are READY and they Can Tell When "Things" are Needing to Come Out. I KNOW, The Pressure from Everyone is Mounting As they Collectively Hold Their Breath and Ask "When Are YOU Going to Potty Train that Child?" But? THEY Aren't the Ones who have to clean up the messes, YOU are. Do Yourself a Favor- Wait.
2. Make that Switch to Underwear, and Stay There. I think it Becomes Quite Confusing to the Youngster when constantly changing between Pull-Ups and Underwears. I Muster Up My Courage and Just tell Myself that I Have to be willing to clean up messes, and go places, with a "Mess Clean Up Kit" handy in My Purse. I DO use a Pull-Up at Night- I Use a Specific Kind and by the time My Kids were DAY trained, they were Night Trained As Well. (If You want to know more about that- Lemme Know)
3. Use the Potty that is standard. I Don't use Potty Chairs or Anything, because chances are Most Likely that if we are at a store or a restaurant, they won't have potty chairs either, and I don't want anybody freaking out about using the REAL Toilet. We Use it from the Get Go.
4. Praise, Enthusiasm, Stickers and Prizes are a Potty Trainer's BEST Friend!
5. Never Punish, or Get Negative. Be Glad that Your Hands are Washable, and if You Can't Hack cleaning the Underwears One More Time- Throw It Out! It's Okay to give Yourself a Break!
My Experience with Potty Training
has Been Short Lived, each Time.
They're Ready for It,
They Understand It,
and, to be Honest, We've Enjoyed it!
[Watch. If I have another, they will be the hardest, stinker-est thing to Potty Train!]
If You Want to Know More Particulars about
My Potty Training
Give Me a Holler,
I'll Yak Yer Ear Off.
[Oh, and YOU are SOooo Welcome]
I Had to Keep Turning to Ryan and Saying
"YAAAAHhhhhh! I'm at BON JO-VIIIIIII!"
{Be. Still. My. Heart}
It Was a ROCKIN' Blast!
Thanks Babe, For Taking Me!
Grande Nachos
and
Harry Potter II
Started Out Like This:
[Sorry for the Poor Quality, (iphone + Darkness=Glowing Eyes, apparently)]
And Ended with Everyone Snuggled On the Couch.
We Found Out YESTERDAY,
about a 5K,
and So We thought We'd Give it a Run.
{Let's be Honest, We Haven't Exactly Been Awesome at Our Running, Lately}
But We DID It!
We Both Agreed,
T'was NOT Easy.
And Since Ryan Crossed the Finish,
a Minute or Two
before I,
You Only Get Pictures of Me:
My Gross, Irish Self,
Galloping Across the Finish
[Speedy Ryan Always Kicks My Trash.]
Now?
I'm Feelin' Like I Need Some Chocolate Cake.
To See the Twina Sista,
Trip Favorites:
Shopping
Working Out
Yummy Lunches
Making Cookies
White Chocolate Carmel Popcorn
Modern Family
Shopping
Talking
Girls Night Out
Cleaning Out Her Closet
Shopping
Homemade Apple & Banana Muffins
The Sound of Music Skits
Carmel Cake
Costa Vida
And Some Awesome,
Good for You Chips
that We Snarfed Down Every Day.
[Sigh. Good Times, JoMama, Good Times]
Oh,
and that time That Lady Asked If
A) all these Kids were YOURS,
and B) If this was a TV Show We were Doing.
[Hahahaha, Yep. Reality TV, Right Here.]
And Got Our Hula On!
A Hui Hou